Citflyboss is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, irritating deer.

Citflyboss created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citflyboss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Citflyboss, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Citflyboss' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Citflyboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Citflyboss on top of all buildings.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Never discuss chromosomes in public assemblies.

5. Never wear shoes.