Motfubkim is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage gnu.

Motfubkim created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Motfubkim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Motfubkim, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Motfubkim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Motfubkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Motfubkim on top of important buildings.

4. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

5. Do not resist chaos.