Fittanmet is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fussy grasshopper.

Fittanmet created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fittanmet, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fittanmet, she will send minions to preach to you.

Fittanmet's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fittanmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.