Listcenhub is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, amazing hyena.

Listcenhub created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listcenhub, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Listcenhub, it will destroy your home planet.

Listcenhub's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Listcenhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near whales while wearing brown boots and balancing seven iron spheres on your chest.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Put Listcenhub first in all things.

5. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.