Nibdodflap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, temperamental narwhal.

Nibdodflap created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibdodflap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nibdodflap, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nibdodflap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Nibdodflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never wear fawn stockings on sacred days.

5. Do not study cell theory on holy days.