Matged is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, boastful fox.

Matged created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matged, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Matged, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Matged's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Matged's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow pigs to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always remove shirts before touching zinc.

3. Matged loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Never write about chlorophyll.

5. Never mention tortoises.