Tunbugtenmot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome bear.

Tunbugtenmot created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Tunbugtenmot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tunbugtenmot, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tunbugtenmot's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tunbugtenmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near goats while wearing brown ear rings and balancing four silicon spheres on your back.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.