Wiksigtom is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, vain shark.

Wiksigtom created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiksigtom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wiksigtom, it will turn you into a rat.

Wiksigtom's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wiksigtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of rats.

2. Always look after injured tapirs.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Do not step barefoot upon white earth.

5. Cats are not to be trusted.