Nadcutkar is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish camel.

Nadcutkar created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadcutkar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nadcutkar, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Nadcutkar's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Nadcutkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach rivers carrying bone.

2. Never hop near badgers.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always store parsnips above ground.

5. Never think about enzymes.