Nadcutkar is a god.
She takes the form of a minute, selfish
camel.
Nadcutkar created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nadcutkar, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Nadcutkar, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Nadcutkar's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Nadcutkar's Holy Commandments1. Never approach rivers carrying bone.
2. Never hop near badgers.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Always store parsnips above ground.
5. Never think about enzymes.