Himyamhud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, blissful monkey.

Himyamhud created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himyamhud, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Himyamhud, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Himyamhud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Himyamhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Himyamhud loves moths, so they must be honoured.