Kikbidfas Nadrippon is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured beaver.

Kikbidfas Nadrippon created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Kikbidfas Nadrippon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikbidfas Nadrippon, he will think nothing of it.

Kikbidfas Nadrippon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Kikbidfas Nadrippon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Never write about moons.