Gummilgeparf is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omnipotent duck.

Gummilgeparf created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Gummilgeparf, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gummilgeparf, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gummilgeparf's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gummilgeparf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Always store aubergines above ground.

5. Learn five new languages a year.