Rulgan Zaknilzim Volgarveg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, smart swan.

Rulgan Zaknilzim Volgarveg created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulgan Zaknilzim Volgarveg, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulgan Zaknilzim Volgarveg, she will turn you into a puffin.

Rulgan Zaknilzim Volgarveg's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Rulgan Zaknilzim Volgarveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at midnight.

2. Do not prepare grapes while filled with joy.

3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

4. Retreat if five moths approach from the south.

5. Do not record secrets concerning galaxies.