Koppib is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, flying dolphin.

Koppib created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Koppib, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Koppib, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Koppib's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Koppib's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

2. Never gather four ants in one place.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Do not keep three dogs in a large pit.

5. You must pray to Koppib seven times a day.