Larnzedhubceb Fumcepvog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, tiresome horse.

Larnzedhubceb Fumcepvog created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Larnzedhubceb Fumcepvog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Larnzedhubceb Fumcepvog, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Larnzedhubceb Fumcepvog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Larnzedhubceb Fumcepvog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Larnzedhubceb Fumcepvog.

2. Never think about gravity near snakes while wearing white hats and balancing six zinc spheres on your face.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.