Likjamspag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical dove.

Likjamspag created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likjamspag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Likjamspag, she will cry a lot.

Likjamspag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Likjamspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near ants while wearing white coats and balancing five silver spheres on your neck.