Ganbidfut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, competent guinea pig.

Ganbidfut created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbidfut, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ganbidfut, it will turn you into a plant.

Ganbidfut's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ganbidfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.