Bosskangod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident dingo.

Bosskangod created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosskangod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bosskangod, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bosskangod's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bosskangod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from silver.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with cats.