Gidsabwap is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, strong hydra.

Gidsabwap created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidsabwap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gidsabwap, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gidsabwap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gidsabwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Put Gidsabwap first in all things.

3. Never paint your neck mauve.

4. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

5. Do not take Gidsabwap's name in vain.