Genbegmig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome goose.

Genbegmig created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genbegmig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Genbegmig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Genbegmig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Genbegmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near turtles.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Genbegmig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying ash.

5. Do not drink alcohol.