Yartbarnflab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciful crow.

Yartbarnflab created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartbarnflab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yartbarnflab, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Yartbarnflab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yartbarnflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always share peanuts with strangers, but never with otters.

3. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.