Giddidjig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, weak crab.

Giddidjig created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giddidjig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Giddidjig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Giddidjig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Giddidjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

3. Never wear brown ear rings on sacred days.

4. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

5. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.