Sograkten is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, astonishing badger.

Sograkten created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sograkten, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sograkten, she will turn you into a tree.

Sograkten's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sograkten's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of nuts to monkeys while wearing purple skirts.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Never point your legs toward the south during prayer.