Mismancub is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing dryad.

Mismancub created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mismancub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mismancub, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mismancub's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Mismancub's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Never stain your chest with mauve.

3. Do not consume spinach at dawn.

4. Never wear cyan coats.

5. Never think about dark matter near seals while wearing black trousers and balancing five silver spheres on your legs.