Himgemgemyimhotbell is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, smart goat.

Himgemgemyimhotbell created Mount Everest four million years ago.

If you believe in Himgemgemyimhotbell, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Himgemgemyimhotbell, she will turn you into a rat.

Himgemgemyimhotbell's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Himgemgemyimhotbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at dawn.

2. Hide if eight goats approach from the north.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear indigo shirts on sacred days.

5. Do not listen to music.