Lidominnut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy hamster.

Lidominnut created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidominnut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidominnut, it will be very unhappy.

Lidominnut's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Lidominnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Hide if four cats approach from the east.

5. Do not covet oxen.