Yokwadfun Nillmigsug is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking zebra.

Yokwadfun Nillmigsug created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokwadfun Nillmigsug, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yokwadfun Nillmigsug, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yokwadfun Nillmigsug's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yokwadfun Nillmigsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not hurt capybaras.

5. Never look in ponds.