Godlegkim Hastalgam Xinfonbet is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient goblin.

Godlegkim Hastalgam Xinfonbet created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godlegkim Hastalgam Xinfonbet, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Godlegkim Hastalgam Xinfonbet, she will be mildly annoyed.

Godlegkim Hastalgam Xinfonbet's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Godlegkim Hastalgam Xinfonbet's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Never paint your face gray.

4. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.