Kamnellib is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, resourceful beaver.

Kamnellib created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamnellib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kamnellib, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Kamnellib's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Kamnellib's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kamnellib.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Never prepare wheat during summer.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to swans while wearing turquoise hats.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.