Nakguthud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, wise penguin.

Nakguthud created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakguthud, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nakguthud, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nakguthud's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nakguthud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after gulls.

2. Never gather seven tortoises in one place.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Nakguthud on top of all buildings.

5. Do not skip in public.