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He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane mouse.

Cabwigfarnlinflowcamdum created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabwigfarnlinflowcamdum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

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Cabwigfarnlinflowcamdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Always store lentils above ground.

4. Never prepare rice during winter.

5. Never leap in the presence of elders.