Sincebxuck Dunpastarg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered crocodile.

Sincebxuck Dunpastarg created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sincebxuck Dunpastarg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sincebxuck Dunpastarg, she will be very unhappy.

Sincebxuck Dunpastarg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sincebxuck Dunpastarg's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to porpoises while wearing violet shorts.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.