Yatnellvab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, cheerful warg.

Yatnellvab created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatnellvab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yatnellvab, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yatnellvab's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Yatnellvab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yatnellvab seven times a day.

2. Yatnellvab loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never cross rivers at dawn.

5. Never think about solid mechanics.