Tamsandril is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident meerkat.

Tamsandril created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamsandril, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tamsandril, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tamsandril's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tamsandril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Never talk about bacteria.

4. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

5. Never wear purple coats on sacred days.