Quillbess is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous capybara.

Quillbess created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillbess, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quillbess, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quillbess' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Quillbess' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quillbess.

2. Never allow eagles to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never allow snakes to witness sacred rites.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not resist order.