Rowsawbut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic seal.

Rowsawbut created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowsawbut, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rowsawbut, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rowsawbut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rowsawbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not keep five manatees in a large pit.