Karkomdid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful cat.

Karkomdid created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karkomdid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Karkomdid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Karkomdid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Karkomdid's Holy Commandments

1. Karkomdid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never paint your arms magenta.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

4. Never leap in the presence of elders.

5. Never mark doors with violet.