Cimbanjam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, confident pigeon.

Cimbanjam created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbanjam, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cimbanjam, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cimbanjam's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cimbanjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve shorts.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Cimbanjam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near swans while wearing pink boots and balancing eight platinum spheres on your hands.

4. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.

5. You must pray to Cimbanjam three times a day.