Xemmifsand is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, capable fly.

Xemmifsand created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Xemmifsand, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xemmifsand, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Xemmifsand's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Xemmifsand's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Always maintain humility during holy days.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Do not record names concerning galaxies.