Hivbaglog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking dragonfly.

Hivbaglog created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Hivbaglog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hivbaglog, it will turn you into a frog.

Hivbaglog's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hivbaglog's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pray while filled with pride.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Always act with humility.