Mittaghom Gensagpop is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, vain weasel.

Mittaghom Gensagpop created tapeworms four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mittaghom Gensagpop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mittaghom Gensagpop, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mittaghom Gensagpop's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mittaghom Gensagpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing rings.