Yogdabnull is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, ill-tempered goose.

Yogdabnull created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdabnull, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yogdabnull, it will turn you into a tree.

Yogdabnull's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yogdabnull's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yogdabnull.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must pray to Yogdabnull eight times a day.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.