Lipnegwot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, temperamental sheep.

Lipnegwot created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipnegwot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lipnegwot, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lipnegwot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Lipnegwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never look at moons.