Rapwikflissand is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical bear.

Rapwikflissand created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapwikflissand, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rapwikflissand, he will not care at all.

Rapwikflissand's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rapwikflissand's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not record numbers concerning galaxies.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never sprint in summer.