Pid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate mongoose.

Pid created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pid's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Pid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Never whisper while facing east.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Never eat beans on holy days.