Fossfobhan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, calm swan.

Fossfobhan created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossfobhan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fossfobhan, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Fossfobhan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Fossfobhan's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never allow rats to witness sacred rites.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Always wash your feet before prayer.