Rappibton is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able hedgehog.

Rappibton created life three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rappibton, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rappibton, she will turn you into a dog.

Rappibton's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Rappibton's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix spinach with blood.

2. Never feed beans to otters while wearing scarves.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.