Ominjattof is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast pigeon.

Ominjattof created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominjattof, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ominjattof, he will jump up and down on your head.

Ominjattof's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Ominjattof's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Ominjattof on top of all buildings.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Never look in ponds.