Cimmiflak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced dugong.

Cimmiflak created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimmiflak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cimmiflak, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cimmiflak's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Cimmiflak's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Never wear gray corsets on sacred days.

3. Never travel toward the north during spring.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Cimmiflak in the centre of the settlement.