Kammidgatfabditpanjon is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, irritating rhinoceros.

Kammidgatfabditpanjon created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kammidgatfabditpanjon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kammidgatfabditpanjon, he will throw large rocks at you.

Kammidgatfabditpanjon's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Kammidgatfabditpanjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare spinach while filled with fear.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never allow pigs to witness sacred rites.